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hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:09:48 -0400

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:08:28 -0400

cryptictheorist413: darkelectra: necksareforsheep: idiotsonfb:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:08:12 -0400

cryptictheorist413:

darkelectra:

necksareforsheep:

idiotsonfb:

the logic seems infallible!

I am…so terribly confused

I…what.

stupidity has literally outdone itself…

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:07:29 -0400

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:07:00 -0400

youareveryvaggytodaywow: ofpiercingthesiren: uncrythesetears: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:06:32 -0400

youareveryvaggytodaywow:

ofpiercingthesiren:

uncrythesetears:

“Suicide doesn’t take away the pain, it gives it to someone else.”

What video is this from?

Coming Down - Five Finger Death Punch

wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:06:14 -0400

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:05:14 -0400

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones: sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones: S...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:03:02 -0400

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:

So yesterday at the Iron Man 3 Premiere this security guard asked me why I looked so sad.

When I told him it was because I had been hoping to see Tom Hiddleston there, he told me that it was okay, he would be my Tom Hiddleston and proceeded to strike a series of poses. Best. Thing. Ever.

Reblogging myself because this man deserves our respect. He was amazing!

supernaturalshakes: basils-kite: I went to the MCA in Chicago...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:02:27 -0400

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

h0l0cene: castrates: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:19:31 -0400

h0l0cene:

castrates:

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:18:53 -0400

lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:49:01 -0400

heresgracie: You were my summer girl!!

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:47:57 -0400

heresgracie:

You were my summer girl!!

lolsupreme: Queued!

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:45:46 -0400

lolsupreme:

Queued!

snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:42:56 -0400

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

nuitcorbeau: Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:42:40 -0400

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

LOVE U ELLEN

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:37:11 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:35:53 -0400

zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:33:16 -0400

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg